1 00:00:06,287 --> 00:00:11,281 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR A FAKE GERMAN SPEAKS 2 00:00:14,887 --> 00:00:18,880 - GneraI, a woman you want talk to you. - Is she Arab? -Yes. 3 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:23,524 It must be the Soiamina bila, our agent. Let her in! 4 00:00:23,727 --> 00:00:25,718 Yes sir! 5 00:00:26,807 --> 00:00:28,798 After you ! 6 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:38,881 The beautiful Soiamina! Password. 7 00:00:39,087 --> 00:00:42,079 THEY SPEAK FLAT ARABIC 8 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:48,286 - You go away! - Yes sir! 9 00:00:49,687 --> 00:00:51,678 Ah! 10 00:00:53,447 --> 00:00:59,079 -Is there any news? - The enemy is undermining the road to Sinai. 11 00:00:59,287 --> 00:01:02,484 - At what point? - ''A man...'' 12 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:07,477 -Amman is already in our hands. - I wasn't referring to the city. 13 00:01:07,687 --> 00:01:12,681 Hand in hand with the enemy he's retreating, he's undermining the road. 14 00:01:12,887 --> 00:01:15,879 I'll have them all bombed! 15 00:01:19,087 --> 00:01:25,526 -What's new? - It's here medicine for his bones. 16 00:01:25,727 --> 00:01:31,882 Well ! Today they hurt me so much, maybe it will rain. 17 00:01:32,087 --> 00:01:35,284 - What is it? - An injection. Shall we do it right away? 18 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:39,480 Let me see your face first! I want to kiss you. 19 00:01:39,687 --> 00:01:42,679 Stand still, general. 20 00:01:42,887 --> 00:01:47,085 I cannot ! Our religion forbids it. Stopped ! 21 00:01:47,287 --> 00:01:50,677 This story It's been going on for eight years! 22 00:01:50,887 --> 00:01:55,085 Okay, he won! Now I'll give you a nice kiss. 23 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:58,518 Be good. Close your eyes. 24 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,362 - Here you are ! -Ouch! Ah! Ah! 25 00:02:06,287 --> 00:02:09,597 -Ailora? - Sleep like a creature. 26 00:02:10,687 --> 00:02:15,556 - Professor, did he kiss you? - No! Don't talk bullshit. 27 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:20,079 -You go to Napoleon. - No, he mistakes me for Giuseppina... 28 00:02:20,287 --> 00:02:23,484 ..and jumps on me! - You say you're iIIibata. 29 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:29,683 -You go to RommI. - I hope that hasn't seen ''Holocaust'' on TV! 30 00:02:29,887 --> 00:02:35,086 -He kissed you, you have a mark here. - Let us visit you tomorrow! 31 00:02:35,287 --> 00:02:38,836 Even the nurses they get crazy here! 32 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:45,679 Knight Gideoni, she always breaks my balls... 33 00:02:45,807 --> 00:02:49,083 - What's his name? -Galeazzo. -This rhymes too! 34 00:02:49,287 --> 00:02:52,279 Go. 35 00:02:53,847 --> 00:02:57,635 Because I invented it the military lane? 36 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:23,597 - Ottavio, what are you doing? - I'm setting the trap. 37 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:29,643 I cover the hole with branches, the jaguar falls in and I take it. 38 00:03:29,847 --> 00:03:35,001 -There are no jaguars here! - Really ? 39 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,404 Here, like this. 40 00:03:38,527 --> 00:03:41,087 Stopped. 41 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:50,957 It's beautiful! 42 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:57,405 I don't have a mustache! 43 00:03:57,607 --> 00:04:00,644 He's right! He doesn't have them. 44 00:04:01,887 --> 00:04:04,481 One... and two. 45 00:04:05,687 --> 00:04:07,120 Now I have them! 46 00:04:08,887 --> 00:04:11,082 What are you doing ? Do you train? 47 00:04:11,287 --> 00:04:14,643 Yes, I'm fighting on Sunday for the world title. 48 00:04:14,847 --> 00:04:20,240 -You're too frail to do that Boxing. - I'll try! 49 00:04:20,447 --> 00:04:21,641 Try it. 50 00:04:25,887 --> 00:04:29,880 - What happened to you? - Nothing serious. 51 00:04:30,087 --> 00:04:32,078 Here it is! 52 00:04:32,887 --> 00:04:36,118 She ran away! She ran away! 53 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:39,676 Here it is, now! 54 00:04:39,887 --> 00:04:42,685 Don't move! She ran away! 55 00:04:42,887 --> 00:04:45,276 What are you looking at? Come on, here it is! 56 00:04:45,487 --> 00:04:47,478 Don't move! 57 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:53,078 - Peppino, the usual mosquito? - It flew, it... 58 00:04:53,287 --> 00:04:58,042 - I think this mosquito it's a boy. -Yes ! 59 00:04:58,247 --> 00:05:00,317 Wait... 60 00:05:01,527 --> 00:05:02,516 Stop! 61 00:05:04,487 --> 00:05:07,479 - I killed her! - Thank you, sisterIla. 62 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:25,519 That's his car. Wait for me here. 63 00:05:26,687 --> 00:05:28,678 Michael! 64 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:33,278 Michael! 65 00:05:35,687 --> 00:05:37,678 Michael! 66 00:05:40,887 --> 00:05:42,878 I... fuck! 67 00:05:52,927 --> 00:05:57,284 With all those wounds he dragged himself to the shed. 68 00:05:57,487 --> 00:06:01,480 -He was writing a note. - Let me see it. 69 00:06:05,847 --> 00:06:10,079 ''The paintings are clinical psychiatric clinic of Professor Larussa.'' 70 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:13,484 - Nothing else is written. - Of course, he's dead. 71 00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:19,683 - He didn't know how to do his job, worse for him. - No, better for me. 72 00:06:19,887 --> 00:06:23,118 I had advanced 25 million. 73 00:06:32,847 --> 00:06:36,157 - Guard off! - Get out of the car! 74 00:06:37,687 --> 00:06:41,077 Knight Gideoni, so you break my... eardrums! 75 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:49,283 - Good morning, Baroness. -Long live the professor! 76 00:06:49,487 --> 00:06:53,480 -General, regards! -Long live the professor! 77 00:06:55,527 --> 00:06:57,677 Come here. 78 00:06:57,887 --> 00:07:01,880 - Don't you shout ''long live the professor''? - I am the guardian! 79 00:07:02,087 --> 00:07:06,080 - I'm the guardian, I'm not crazy! - I'm not crazy either. 80 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:10,678 - I am the professor. - the guardian. -Until we meet again. 81 00:07:12,087 --> 00:07:18,083 That's it! I am the professor and he is the guardian. I'm leaving! 82 00:07:18,287 --> 00:07:20,005 HI ! 83 00:07:23,287 --> 00:07:26,404 Love, tell me something sweet! 84 00:07:27,727 --> 00:07:32,198 So... sugar, candy, nougat... 85 00:07:32,407 --> 00:07:34,762 And dark chocolate! 86 00:07:36,447 --> 00:07:41,282 Make up your mind, inside or outside! This up and down makes me nervous. 87 00:07:41,487 --> 00:07:45,275 What does it mean ? You can't do this to me! 88 00:07:45,487 --> 00:07:51,483 It's incredible! ''Inside or out, this up and down makes me nervous!'' 89 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:55,885 You're not frigid, you are a fridge with a juicer! 90 00:07:56,087 --> 00:07:59,079 Look at me while I talk! You don't participate. 91 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:02,882 That asshole De Coubertin he said ''the important thing is to participate''. 92 00:08:03,087 --> 00:08:06,079 What do you want? I do my duty. 93 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:11,680 -I'm a little cold, but... -I've become ice! 94 00:08:11,887 --> 00:08:15,675 - I have to vent it. -Yes, vent, urIa. 95 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:23,077 How can you block a husband that goes at 500 per hour? 96 00:08:23,287 --> 00:08:25,926 Why did I marry you? 97 00:08:26,127 --> 00:08:29,597 For the money. 300 million dowry. 98 00:08:29,807 --> 00:08:35,882 Precisely ! In the heat of... I forgot the basic things. 99 00:08:36,087 --> 00:08:39,636 -I'm going to take a shower. - Well done! By the way... 100 00:08:39,847 --> 00:08:43,760 - Did you do it or not? -Aaaahhh! 101 00:08:54,687 --> 00:08:58,282 - Good morning, professor. - Doctor. 102 00:08:58,487 --> 00:09:02,685 - It was a bad night! - Will you tell me? 103 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:06,675 In fact he has dark circles under his eyes. What did he do last night? 104 00:09:06,887 --> 00:09:12,484 - I had some gastric pain. - She always does the ''mandrill''! 105 00:09:12,687 --> 00:09:16,566 - What does he say? - With that beautiful wife! 106 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:22,478 - How's it going here? - Good, A model has arrived for Presutti. 107 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:28,876 - Was I wrong to let her in? - No, Presutti is good, he's from Parma. 108 00:09:29,087 --> 00:09:34,115 - How is Ugoini? - Good, but he refused the tranquilizer... 109 00:09:34,327 --> 00:09:39,082 ..because he wanted to inspect The troops. - Let them do it. 110 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:45,476 With the millions they pay they can inspect what they want. 111 00:09:45,687 --> 00:09:47,678 Goodbye. 112 00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:51,679 Be careful with those things! He risks a heart attack. 113 00:09:51,887 --> 00:09:53,684 Fuck you. 114 00:09:57,087 --> 00:09:59,078 ''HeiI HitIer !'' 115 00:10:04,287 --> 00:10:08,439 - CoIonneIlo, why is it blank? - It's the hold uniform. 116 00:10:08,647 --> 00:10:12,481 No white in the desert! We use persimmons. 117 00:10:12,687 --> 00:10:15,679 you khaki, they khaki... why do you ''don't persimmon''? 118 00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:21,678 - It's a hereditary thing. - I have I called my assistant... 119 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:26,881 ..because I want to inspect The troops. - It's not possible. 120 00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:33,083 They all went to celebrate the victory at EI-Alamein! 121 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:39,078 - Let's celebrate too. - No! The water is for the soldiers! 122 00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:41,278 I have some wine here! 123 00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:43,876 (sings) Wine! Wine! 124 00:10:44,087 --> 00:10:47,682 LARUSSA SINGS FAKE GERMAN 125 00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:51,084 ''Ja!'' IT IMAGES THE ROAR OF AN AIRPLANE 126 00:10:51,287 --> 00:10:53,562 Bombers! 127 00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:58,283 I hear the sound of bombers! I can't see them. 128 00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:02,685 - Look with the binoculars. - Here they are! They are bombers! 129 00:11:02,887 --> 00:11:06,880 Colonel, to the shelter! They are bombers! 130 00:11:07,087 --> 00:11:11,478 - No, they've already landed. - It's very dangerous! 131 00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:15,077 - It was a fake rumble! - Under ! 132 00:11:15,287 --> 00:11:19,599 - Below ! - The head! Blessed Madonna! 133 00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:24,880 -They left. -Now there's a gas war! 134 00:11:25,087 --> 00:11:29,603 -Put on your gas mask! -I'm suffocating! 135 00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:32,526 How disgusting ! Aaaahhhh! 136 00:11:32,727 --> 00:11:37,482 - Ceased to arm. - Phew! Phew! -Things ? - The flamethrower. 137 00:11:37,687 --> 00:11:39,678 Let's go out. 138 00:11:41,087 --> 00:11:44,477 Great Germany! Enemy planes... ''kaputt''! 139 00:11:44,687 --> 00:11:48,680 -These Englishmen have no heads. - Bati Ioro! -Come. 140 00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:55,076 - Let's toast to the victory. Please. - After you. - She first. 141 00:11:55,287 --> 00:11:59,075 -Actually I... - Drink first! - Things ? 142 00:11:59,287 --> 00:12:04,077 - There's no need to get to this. - Drink! 143 00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:06,801 All right. So much... 144 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:12,278 BURPS 145 00:12:13,447 --> 00:12:16,439 In Germany one drinks and the other... 146 00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:20,879 - Can I see the gun? - It's a water gun! 147 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:23,681 A gift from my children. 148 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,676 -Water-based! - Yes ! 149 00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:33,280 And I, like an asshole, I drank the water with the sedative! 150 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,682 I'm an asshole! 151 00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:39,879 SINGS IN FLUENT GERMAN 152 00:12:44,887 --> 00:12:47,117 Lazy Italians! 153 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:56,279 What a beautiful girl! The painter found the right one. 154 00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:59,285 - Good morning, sister. - Good morning. 155 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:04,925 - I was called... - I know. Room 22, second floor. 156 00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:11,244 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR Come on! 157 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:21,278 Excuse me, are you the professor? 158 00:13:21,487 --> 00:13:25,480 - The Co-location Office sent me. - Are you familiar with your work? 159 00:13:25,607 --> 00:13:30,397 Enough. I worked more than a year, day and night. 160 00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:33,679 - You are familiar with the bed! - Certain. 161 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:40,281 - I have had more than 30 Hitti per night. -How did you do it? 162 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,878 It was tiring, but I work with a lot of passion. 163 00:13:45,087 --> 00:13:47,476 Good ! 164 00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:51,839 Undress! I want to paint you with the brush! 165 00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:54,038 > Help! 166 00:13:55,287 --> 00:13:58,279 - Well, my slut! -What happens ? 167 00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:03,607 - You don't want to undress! - It's good, dirty boy! 168 00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:08,801 Daughter, you don't know who the models are do they have to undress? 169 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:13,876 I am the nurse sent from the employment office! 170 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,396 There was a misunderstanding! 171 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:22,480 - What a beautiful girl! Greetings. - Thanks for the compliment. 172 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:26,680 The professor is visiting, take a seat. 173 00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:31,483 Miss, you don't understand. I am the professor. 174 00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,678 Amedeo Larussa. 175 00:14:33,887 --> 00:14:38,483 I am Grazia Mancini, the nurse sent by the placement. 176 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:42,680 Are they all so small in the family? the joke! 177 00:14:42,887 --> 00:14:46,880 Seeing me dressed like this he'll think I'm crazy. Sit down. 178 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,284 - But the coup is Napoleon's. - Napoleon? 179 00:14:50,487 --> 00:14:55,277 - Do you understand psychopathology? - Not much. - He will learn. 180 00:14:55,487 --> 00:15:00,515 I'll spit them out. Every man to escape to daily anguish... 181 00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:05,278 ..he empathizes with someone famous person. - I understand. 182 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:09,480 - One of his patients believes of being Napoleon. - Good. 183 00:15:09,687 --> 00:15:14,078 He's a university professor, Professor Moretti. 184 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:19,315 He must have been mistreated all his life from his wife and children... 185 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:23,918 ..and now he wants to command. - Extraordinary! 186 00:15:24,127 --> 00:15:27,676 Yes, but look what am I forced to do. 187 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:33,803 I have to dress up as Giuseppina Bonaparte to give him the shot. 188 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:40,077 - Excuse me, but it's a coincidence very funny. - And he's not the only one. 189 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:44,485 -I have three leaders in here. - Really ? 190 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:49,480 Another sounds the trumpet, he says he fought all the wars. 191 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:53,680 - I had to set up a department miIitate. - It's formidable. 192 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:58,881 - You are very nice. - Thank you. She's a lot too... she's a lot! 193 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,078 Ready? It's me. 194 00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:05,565 Yes, they hired me. I'll start right away. 195 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,884 I have to work the night shift. 196 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:15,959 If it's okay with you, it's better that way. Yes, I will take advantage of it. HI. 197 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,558 Off guard! 198 00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:35,957 - Troop, present your arms! - Always with the broom! 199 00:16:39,647 --> 00:16:44,118 - Everyone go crazy! -At least give me a rifle! 200 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:56,363 - Will I help you get off? - No, I do it myself. 201 00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:07,285 Betrayal ! Long live France! 202 00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:11,926 - Good evening, doctor! -How are you ? 203 00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:18,316 - I'm fine, I'm not crazy! I'm the guardian! - It's true. 204 00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:28,839 As usual there is no one there. It's the ''abandoned'' department! 205 00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:34,840 ''Psychiatric care: perspectives and new directions.'' 206 00:17:35,047 --> 00:17:38,676 - Good evening. - Good evening. - I'm the new nurse. 207 00:17:38,887 --> 00:17:42,516 - Is Doctor Santarelli there? - Yes. Do you read this stuff? 208 00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:49,565 - I'll try. - Well done, your colleagues they don't go beyond ''Donald Duck''. 209 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:54,761 - Was she at the trumpeter's? - Yes, he had to take the sleeping pill. 210 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:59,404 - Did you manage to give it to him? - Yes. - I've never succeeded. 211 00:17:59,607 --> 00:18:03,600 I told him which were salt tablets... 212 00:18:03,807 --> 00:18:06,799 ..like those who take the Marines. 213 00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:11,683 I am against these methods, but if it worked... 214 00:18:11,887 --> 00:18:16,677 - Of course, he wanted four! - What ? Is she crazy? 215 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:21,085 He must not give medicines without consulting a doctor! 216 00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:26,281 -I'm sorry, I'll never do it again. -I'm in my room. 217 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:30,446 - If you need me, call me. - Good night. 218 00:18:32,287 --> 00:18:35,882 It's always better to ask to a doctor... 219 00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:41,081 ..but with that pain in the ass he did well. - Good night. 220 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,676 -Who is ? > Peppino! 221 00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:49,681 Thank you. 222 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:54,677 Does this seem like the time to you to go back? You woke me up! 223 00:18:54,887 --> 00:19:00,484 - I'm sorry, I'll take you tomorrow at the cinema. - I can't go out. 224 00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:05,681 - I'm not crazy, I am the guardian! - Here's the mosquito! 225 00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:09,441 - Up there. - I don't see anything. 226 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:18,517 - I killed her on the first shot! -Go and die killed! 227 00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:23,798 ''Hello, Fred!'' 228 00:19:24,687 --> 00:19:29,886 - Give me a kiss! How are you ? - Are you pissed off? - Well ! 229 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:35,445 I found the title for our dance. 230 00:19:35,647 --> 00:19:41,597 Ginger Rogers Fred Astaire in ''Dance For...'' 231 00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:46,641 -''Silence...'' -Yes ! - ''Cheek to cheek.'' 232 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,482 I told you to put them on The straitjacket! 233 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:55,680 - Don't take sedatives beforehand he doesn't dance with her. -Things ? 234 00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:58,082 - A check. - His ? -Yes. 235 00:19:58,287 --> 00:20:01,324 2,800,000 lire, well. Now we have to try. 236 00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:04,678 Tomorrow we have the debut on Broadway. Go! 237 00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:06,878 ''My darIing !'' 238 00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:57,720 When you're in the balance, you have to balance, but... 239 00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:04,003 Gustavo, wines to take Ginger Rogers. 240 00:21:30,607 --> 00:21:33,679 You were right to come. 241 00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:36,879 You're not crazy yet in that place? 242 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:42,286 I have a lot of fun with Rommel and Napoleon, they are very nice. 243 00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:46,685 -Doctors too? - One of them is never. 244 00:21:46,887 --> 00:21:50,084 You even have the courage to say it! 245 00:21:50,287 --> 00:21:53,677 Now tell me about paintings. 246 00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:58,438 I'm a singer, not an art expert. 247 00:21:58,647 --> 00:22:03,675 There's no need to be smart, we have to find mom's paintings. 248 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:08,165 He had many and I had them stolen. 249 00:22:10,687 --> 00:22:14,282 They represent a saint and a cardinal... 250 00:22:14,487 --> 00:22:18,446 ..but they are two Caravaggios. - Are you sure I'm there? 251 00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:22,481 Yes, it's safe information. 252 00:22:22,687 --> 00:22:26,680 It seems like it's in cynicism there is traffic. 253 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:32,519 The paintings can be in the cellar, in a wardrobe, hanging on the wall... 254 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:38,723 I hope to succeed. Why Can't I come into your office? 255 00:22:40,247 --> 00:22:43,284 It's full of smoke, it hurts your skin. 256 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:47,480 Since when are you ashamed of your women? 257 00:22:47,687 --> 00:22:52,283 -He's getting dressed. - With whom did you replace me in the show? 258 00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:55,996 I made do, but the public wants you. 259 00:22:56,207 --> 00:23:02,077 I will find paintings here in a very short time. 260 00:23:02,287 --> 00:23:07,964 - But don't try to fool me. - No! What do you say? 261 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:12,160 You bring the paintings, I'll sell them and let's go to America. 262 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,597 You're a smart guy. 263 00:23:15,887 --> 00:23:17,878 You too. 264 00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:30,077 - Octavio! GRR, GRR! - What are you doing? Is he crazy? 265 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:36,886 - Do you make a hole for the jaguars? - No! There are no jaguars here. 266 00:23:37,087 --> 00:23:40,079 - It's for leopards. - I hadn't thought of that! 267 00:23:40,287 --> 00:23:44,280 - I'm such an asshole. - Yes. - What? - He hadn't thought about it. 268 00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:52,164 Professor, Moretti's relatives they don't want to pay anymore. 269 00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:54,722 - Napoleon? -Yes. - Why? 270 00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:57,077 They say he is cured. 271 00:23:57,287 --> 00:24:00,882 They're all crazy! Does he seem cured to you? 272 00:24:01,087 --> 00:24:07,003 -Not to me, but there is a slope. - By how much? - 8 and a half million. 273 00:24:07,207 --> 00:24:10,279 Now we need to get him well quickly... 274 00:24:10,487 --> 00:24:14,480 ..or use mild drug psychotherapy. 275 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,884 That is, make him understand that life is beautiful... 276 00:24:18,087 --> 00:24:23,081 ..and if he doesn't give us the money, I break his neck. We will see. 277 00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:27,565 - Has the new nurse arrived? -He gets to 8. 278 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:31,237 I was thinking... leave it to me. 279 00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:39,886 Professor, he fell into it again! 280 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,364 Her too! How tall is this tree? 281 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,842 Here's the new nurse. 282 00:24:47,047 --> 00:24:50,278 It's more beautiful of Maria Luisa of Austria. 283 00:24:50,487 --> 00:24:54,082 Now I'm divorcing Giuseppina I marry her. 284 00:24:54,287 --> 00:24:58,405 Maria Luisa died 200 years ago. Let's not start again! 285 00:24:58,607 --> 00:25:00,598 He must be crazy. 286 00:25:00,807 --> 00:25:04,800 Now I'll show you how to get a shot it's child's play. 287 00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:08,477 Just take a breath relax. 288 00:25:08,687 --> 00:25:11,963 - Take off your panties. - What ? 289 00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:17,878 - In front of them? - Yes, otherwise the experiment fails. 290 00:25:18,087 --> 00:25:23,081 - Their life is in his hands... in his butt. - Do I really have to? 291 00:25:23,287 --> 00:25:28,680 -Sure, take off your panties. -Actually I... - Please! 292 00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:34,086 - It's a simple thing. - I don't... -It'll take a moment. 293 00:25:34,287 --> 00:25:37,085 - Please. -All right. 294 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:43,078 Women are complicated, they wear stockings, garters... 295 00:25:51,727 --> 00:25:57,677 Now I'll show you what to do an injection is very simple. 296 00:25:57,887 --> 00:26:00,879 Just rub with... 297 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:06,477 - About the thing... - Do you want to do it standing up? - Yes. 298 00:26:06,687 --> 00:26:10,077 It's better, she comes more ''supine''. Here... 299 00:26:10,287 --> 00:26:14,280 Just close your eyes and say, like MichelangeI... 300 00:26:14,487 --> 00:26:17,479 ..''Why don't you speak?'' 301 00:26:22,487 --> 00:26:28,676 - Did you hear anything? - No. - Instead I heard everything. 302 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,878 Cover yourself. 303 00:26:31,087 --> 00:26:36,480 - Which one of you wants to give the injection first? - it! - it! 304 00:26:36,687 --> 00:26:42,683 Don't shout, stay calm! Priority to NapoIeone. 305 00:26:42,887 --> 00:26:45,401 Raise your skirt, please. 306 00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:50,601 You didn't understand! I believed that I was more normal than them! 307 00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:56,564 - I have to give you the shot! - Enough ! -This is crazy. 308 00:26:56,767 --> 00:27:00,760 I spoke in vain! You didn't understand anything! 309 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:03,720 Guys, relax. 310 00:27:03,927 --> 00:27:08,478 Have you seen the young lady? She lifted her skirt... 311 00:27:08,687 --> 00:27:10,678 It's easy. 312 00:27:12,487 --> 00:27:16,924 - Gustavo! - Here I am ! - The injection! -Right away ! 313 00:27:24,407 --> 00:27:28,286 It's absurd! And did you accept? 314 00:27:28,487 --> 00:27:31,559 The professor asked me. 315 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:37,763 - He put on a show in front of everyone. - What's the matter? 316 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:42,040 - It was an experiment. - He says it almost smiling. 317 00:27:42,247 --> 00:27:49,835 - Why is she so happy? - It makes me I'm glad you care about me. 318 00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:54,040 It's not real, I'll take care of it only patients. 319 00:27:54,247 --> 00:27:58,240 An expression of the kind it might upset Igrii. 320 00:27:58,447 --> 00:28:01,439 - unconscious! - You can't talk to me like that. 321 00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:05,276 I have a duty to do it. Good night ! 322 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:07,759 Burino! 323 00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:35,360 This is my world! 324 00:30:42,287 --> 00:30:45,279 Tomorrow I have to buy the coIIant. 325 00:30:45,487 --> 00:30:50,083 Buy what you want, just leave me this! 326 00:30:50,287 --> 00:30:55,486 - Tell me something fiery. - Match, gasoline, flames. 327 00:30:55,687 --> 00:31:00,522 - Firefighters are made your sister! - What a pain! 328 00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:04,845 Hate ! The ''white brigades''! I didn't do anything! 329 00:31:07,687 --> 00:31:09,996 - I don't see anything. - Shh! 330 00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:12,878 Go! 331 00:31:18,687 --> 00:31:24,478 Forward, my brave men! PaIombari, rifle cyclists! After you ! 332 00:31:24,687 --> 00:31:27,679 - Where are you going? -To free the girl. 333 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:33,883 -That madman is holding her prisoner. - The professor is crazy. 334 00:31:34,087 --> 00:31:36,078 I'll bomb it! 335 00:31:36,287 --> 00:31:39,085 PETO 336 00:31:39,287 --> 00:31:45,078 - It wasn't me. - Who was it? - Sister FuIgenzia. 337 00:31:45,287 --> 00:31:48,279 PETI RlTMATl 338 00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:57,765 - Is he here? - Here it is, it's here! 339 00:31:59,487 --> 00:32:02,479 I still don't see anything. 340 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:06,316 - There she is, I recognize her! - Let me see. 341 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:16,442 - An unforgettable face! - Let's force the door! Load ! 342 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:23,124 Let's keep calm! Turn on your cameras! 343 00:32:26,647 --> 00:32:30,083 It's her! It's his snapshot. 344 00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:33,359 - So she's a prisoner. - Magnificent! 345 00:32:38,087 --> 00:32:42,478 Next time I won't let you in! 346 00:32:42,687 --> 00:32:45,121 - Here it is! - No, darling! 347 00:32:45,327 --> 00:32:48,797 Are you afraid of a mosquito? 348 00:32:49,007 --> 00:32:51,999 I'm not crazy, I am the guardian! 349 00:32:52,207 --> 00:32:55,199 If you give me a slap, I'll give you a beating! 350 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,877 Exaggerated, it's just a mosquito! 351 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:05,078 -Are you crazy? - No, I'm the guardian! 352 00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:07,278 Your bastards! 353 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:19,719 SHOUTS 354 00:33:21,527 --> 00:33:23,916 Oh God, they're killing themselves! 355 00:33:33,287 --> 00:33:36,484 Enough ! Stop! What happens? 356 00:33:37,687 --> 00:33:41,680 - What are you doing here? - He has slapped the emperor and me! 357 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:47,484 - He must be an Arafat spy. - It's the mosquito's fault! 358 00:33:47,687 --> 00:33:51,282 - The mosquito! - If you try, I'll punch you. 359 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,877 - She ran away. - Go back to your rooms! 360 00:33:55,087 --> 00:33:59,080 OVERLAPPED VOCl Out! Go! 361 00:33:59,327 --> 00:34:04,685 -Go to bed! Go! - Don't come any closer! 362 00:34:04,887 --> 00:34:09,358 -To Itto! - What's happening? - The patients are walking around... 363 00:34:09,567 --> 00:34:13,958 ..because I'm not a nurse in his place! - I was in a room. 364 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:16,681 - I understand, it takes time. - What do you mean? 365 00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:20,880 Maybe it was showing someone's butt! 366 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:24,722 -What is it? -We found the mosquito! 367 00:34:24,927 --> 00:34:27,680 Thank you ! It's not true, she ran away. 368 00:34:27,887 --> 00:34:29,878 Here it is! 369 00:34:33,687 --> 00:34:35,882 Pss! 370 00:34:36,087 --> 00:34:38,078 Octavius. 371 00:34:39,887 --> 00:34:43,277 - Who is ? - GRRR! GRRR! -Ah, the professor! 372 00:34:43,487 --> 00:34:47,878 -Do you dig a hole for the jaguars? - There are no jaguars! 373 00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:54,560 - For the Iopardi? - Leopards don't there are! -Now why are you digging? 374 00:34:54,767 --> 00:35:01,479 I have located an ancient necropolis dating back to 2138 BC. 375 00:35:01,687 --> 00:35:04,884 - Or 2038? - I do not know ! - What ? 376 00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:11,879 - Put the shovel away or I'll break you the bicep! - He's crazy! 377 00:35:12,087 --> 00:35:14,601 - Yes, he's crazy! - Miss ! 378 00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:24,403 -I wanted to ask you a question. - Say. - I don't know where to start. 379 00:35:24,607 --> 00:35:27,599 It's purely a question scientific. 380 00:35:27,807 --> 00:35:30,799 - How's the sex going? - What ? 381 00:35:31,007 --> 00:35:35,478 When he makes love, Do you crochet? 382 00:35:35,687 --> 00:35:39,282 - Crochet? - No, do you knit? 383 00:35:39,487 --> 00:35:43,560 - No! - Do you read yellow books? - No. 384 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:48,079 In short, when he makes love, it's normal. Is she frigid? 385 00:35:48,287 --> 00:35:54,476 - I think I'm normal. - Do you think so or is it? Tell the truth. 386 00:35:54,687 --> 00:36:00,683 -I'm definitely not frigid. -Thank you, you took a burden off my shoulders. 387 00:36:00,887 --> 00:36:03,879 Can we meet first time? What are you doing tonight? 388 00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:08,080 -I'm going to bed. - If we could... 389 00:36:08,287 --> 00:36:12,724 - There will be no shortage of opportunity. -Let's go train! -Excuse me ! 390 00:36:12,927 --> 00:36:19,765 - Have you come to get Snow White? And the other six? < Wretched man! 391 00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:22,800 -Antimilitarist! - I'll kill you! 392 00:36:24,287 --> 00:36:25,356 Damn you! 393 00:36:25,567 --> 00:36:31,881 What happened? CavaIier GaIazzo, she's a pain in the ass! 394 00:36:32,087 --> 00:36:36,080 - Who started it? - Him! He punched me... 395 00:36:36,287 --> 00:36:41,884 ..and I punished him militarily! - He pissed in the hole! 396 00:36:42,087 --> 00:36:46,080 -Now we'll clean the hole! - The trench can't be cleaned! 397 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:50,718 - There's fighting in the trenches! - I'll kill you! 398 00:36:54,407 --> 00:36:57,683 Enough ! Get in line! 399 00:36:57,887 --> 00:37:01,277 Battalion, watch out! Left front! 400 00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:05,404 Look to the right! Present your glasses! 401 00:37:06,887 --> 00:37:10,323 Go to hell, both of you! 402 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:15,956 Damn you! 403 00:37:17,287 --> 00:37:22,680 There aren't any hanging on the walls. Maybe he hid the teas. 404 00:37:26,687 --> 00:37:28,882 There's nothing here. 405 00:37:55,887 --> 00:38:01,439 It seemed so harmless! Where did they hide them? 406 00:38:02,887 --> 00:38:08,280 -Were you waiting for me? - Yes, professor. I wanted to talk about it. 407 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:11,479 Did you want to talk to me? Does he undress? 408 00:38:13,287 --> 00:38:17,280 To create an atmosphere more confidential. 409 00:38:17,487 --> 00:38:19,478 Between you and me? 410 00:38:20,687 --> 00:38:25,283 Remember that today in the garden did he ask me any questions? 411 00:38:25,487 --> 00:38:28,559 Yes, but only at a scientific level. 412 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:35,081 -I wanted to know if she was frigid, but I don't think it is. - Certain. 413 00:38:35,287 --> 00:38:40,680 But he seemed worried, indeed ''pissed off''. 414 00:38:40,887 --> 00:38:44,277 I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you. 415 00:38:44,487 --> 00:38:47,684 -Excuse me, I have to call. - No, stay here! 416 00:38:47,887 --> 00:38:50,276 You seem to have a complex. 417 00:38:50,487 --> 00:38:56,676 - Suffers from frustrations towards women? - No! 418 00:38:56,887 --> 00:39:01,085 - You're doing everything. I asked him that. - Exact. 419 00:39:01,287 --> 00:39:05,280 But maybe he should have asked to himself. 420 00:39:05,487 --> 00:39:08,718 However, we still have time. 421 00:39:08,927 --> 00:39:14,877 She comes here, suddenly undresses... 422 00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:17,885 - Blessed Madonna! -Do you like me? 423 00:39:18,087 --> 00:39:21,523 Holy shit! Excuse me. 424 00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:26,084 Look at me, professor. What would you like to do? 425 00:39:26,287 --> 00:39:29,279 I would like... everything! 426 00:39:30,687 --> 00:39:36,683 Right. Jung says: ''The complex it is made up of conflicts and stimuli''. 427 00:39:36,887 --> 00:39:42,883 - I read it yesterday. - Oscar Wilde Dec that a man in this situation... 428 00:39:43,087 --> 00:39:46,284 ..he can't be a ''rich guy''! THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 429 00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:51,277 > Professor, have you seen Grazia? - I was seeing her... 430 00:39:51,487 --> 00:39:58,279 ..until she arrived! Go to the garden, I have to work! 431 00:39:58,487 --> 00:40:03,277 - What are you doing? Did you get dressed? - It's better to postpone. 432 00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:09,483 - Anyway, it was ''interesting''. - But I didn't do anything! 433 00:40:09,687 --> 00:40:14,477 -Do you want to make me die? - Please, come out first. 434 00:40:14,687 --> 00:40:17,884 You want me to die! 435 00:40:18,087 --> 00:40:22,877 - I'll stay here for a while. -I'm going, but don't let me die. 436 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:27,444 -Ah! - Excuse me ! Now go. 437 00:40:50,487 --> 00:40:53,081 It's just a water gun! 438 00:40:53,287 --> 00:40:56,677 ''Caress me, kiss me...'' 439 00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:59,879 ''..touch my hair...'' - Sorry, I made a mistake. 440 00:41:00,087 --> 00:41:06,481 ''He gets out of the car, puts it the burglar alarm and closes the gate.'' 441 00:41:06,687 --> 00:41:11,477 Did you read the photo novel? I caress you, do you read? 442 00:41:11,687 --> 00:41:16,283 I'll strangle you! I'm such an asshole to you! 443 00:41:16,487 --> 00:41:19,479 ''He gets out of the car set the burglar alarm!'' 444 00:41:19,687 --> 00:41:25,080 The anti-theft device for the crime! My blood pressure is at 400! 445 00:41:25,287 --> 00:41:28,677 Let's be calm, let's start over. 446 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:32,084 Try to participate, tell me something exciting. 447 00:41:32,287 --> 00:41:38,283 -Lobster, oysters and truffles. - And your mother's chilli pepper! 448 00:41:38,487 --> 00:41:43,720 I'm going to take a shower. I take 54 showers! 449 00:41:43,927 --> 00:41:46,919 SING ENGLISH 450 00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:14,482 The girl didn't do anything still nothing. 451 00:42:14,687 --> 00:42:18,282 He's getting busy, but it's not easy. 452 00:42:18,487 --> 00:42:23,356 Bring me a Fernet Branca a Punt e Mes, without ice. 453 00:43:22,447 --> 00:43:26,076 Have you found out who killed Michele? 454 00:43:26,287 --> 00:43:32,681 Apparently he was a business partner, but they arrested him. 455 00:43:32,887 --> 00:43:36,880 Before he died he left writing that the paintings... 456 00:43:37,087 --> 00:43:39,555 ..they were no longer in VilIa Paradiso... 457 00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:43,555 ..but he couldn't write who has them. - I know. 458 00:43:43,767 --> 00:43:48,636 Maybe someone took them who frequents Villa Paradiso. 459 00:43:51,287 --> 00:43:55,963 Eva, yes amazing! It's something to check out. 460 00:44:02,647 --> 00:44:09,280 You better go. Yes there he understands the game, we're ruined. 461 00:44:09,487 --> 00:44:14,083 Okay, but remember that I am joyful. No tricks. 462 00:44:14,287 --> 00:44:20,362 Don't you trust me? As soon as I find it the paintings, let's escape together. 463 00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:23,877 Don't forget it. 464 00:44:24,087 --> 00:44:26,078 HI. 465 00:45:22,527 --> 00:45:26,520 - Good ! You were very good! - Thanks, Johnny. 466 00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:30,720 -That blonde is cute! - She's an art expert. 467 00:45:30,927 --> 00:45:34,920 -He will tell us if the paintings they are authentic. - If we find them! 468 00:45:35,127 --> 00:45:41,282 Try to find out if anyone else clinic attended ViIIa Paradiso. 469 00:45:41,487 --> 00:45:45,878 My mother's paintings were there when they disappeared. 470 00:45:46,087 --> 00:45:49,636 ViIla Paradiso... it's a nice name! 471 00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:55,080 - HI ! - The mail is a package from China for the professor. 472 00:45:55,287 --> 00:45:59,724 - There's nothing for you. - Of course, I'm not crazy! 473 00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:07,081 -Sister FuIgentia! - Professor ! 474 00:46:07,287 --> 00:46:12,281 - Have you been a missionary? - 15 years. 475 00:46:12,487 --> 00:46:16,480 - Have you also been to China? - Yes. - Do you know Chinese? 476 00:46:16,687 --> 00:46:20,475 - I don't speak, but Iggo. -So Iegga. 477 00:46:20,687 --> 00:46:22,996 It's a new medicine. 478 00:46:24,087 --> 00:46:27,204 - ''Use half an hour before.'' - Half an hour early! 479 00:46:29,567 --> 00:46:35,085 - You dirty guy! -Go ahead, read everything! 480 00:46:35,287 --> 00:46:42,398 Indecent, dirty, immoral, viIlano, vicious! 481 00:46:43,687 --> 00:46:46,884 Don't react or I'll break your sacrum! 482 00:46:47,087 --> 00:46:51,285 Every medicine you read give me a slap! Go! 483 00:46:53,287 --> 00:46:59,283 -This bucket is always in the middle! -Look what you've done. 484 00:46:59,487 --> 00:47:02,684 -I'm doing some cleaning. - Why ? 485 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:07,278 Cardinal VitoIa comes to visit us. 486 00:47:07,487 --> 00:47:12,686 - Why ? -They allow you the subsidy for the swimming pool. 487 00:47:12,887 --> 00:47:16,277 - How much did they allocate? -420 million. 488 00:47:16,487 --> 00:47:20,480 -How much does the swimming pool cost? -24 million. - Well. 489 00:47:20,687 --> 00:47:25,807 Notify me when the cardinal arrives. Damn the bucket! 490 00:47:26,007 --> 00:47:30,603 (in English) One, two, three, four! 491 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:34,482 - Fred! - I don't have time, I have to call you. 492 00:47:34,687 --> 00:47:39,283 - Another time. - Tomorrow we have the premiere! 493 00:47:39,487 --> 00:47:43,685 - We'll debut the day after tomorrow. - Here's the money for the show. 494 00:47:43,887 --> 00:47:48,961 - 6 million. - Is it little? - No, that's fine. It debuts! 495 00:47:52,287 --> 00:47:54,278 Ready? 496 00:48:20,287 --> 00:48:22,482 Tap dancing! 497 00:48:44,807 --> 00:48:51,883 Gustavo, come and have something Ginger Rogers pass me my wife. 498 00:48:53,287 --> 00:48:56,677 If the nun got angry, it means it's strong! 499 00:48:56,887 --> 00:49:00,675 Love, finally the medicine has arrived! 500 00:49:00,887 --> 00:49:05,881 - Are you out of breath? -Yes, we're making our Broadway debut. 501 00:49:06,087 --> 00:49:11,525 Then I'll explain. It has arrived The Chinese slimming drug. 502 00:49:11,727 --> 00:49:15,083 I'm happy! Will it be effective? 503 00:49:15,287 --> 00:49:20,645 Of course! You have to take two half an hour before my arrival. 504 00:49:20,847 --> 00:49:24,476 - What do you have to do with it? - What's wrong? 505 00:49:24,687 --> 00:49:28,396 Half an hour before meals It's half an hour before I arrive. 506 00:49:28,607 --> 00:49:32,043 -All right. -I'll send you home. - HI. 507 00:49:44,287 --> 00:49:48,883 (feminine voice) Good morning, professor. - Good evening. 508 00:49:50,287 --> 00:49:54,883 - What are you doing ? -I'm waiting for the elevator to come up to you. 509 00:49:55,087 --> 00:49:59,478 - I have the tape... -Go on foot! - There are 5 floors! 510 00:49:59,687 --> 00:50:02,679 - This is how you lose weight. -Okay, professor. 511 00:50:02,887 --> 00:50:04,878 What a nuisance! 512 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,478 What happens? 513 00:50:20,407 --> 00:50:23,080 Doorman ! Hey ! 514 00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:28,407 Night porter! Everything stopped here! 515 00:50:28,607 --> 00:50:31,201 -Who is ? < The winemaker! 516 00:50:34,087 --> 00:50:39,559 Ma'am, sorry for the delay! Shall I put it here? 517 00:50:39,767 --> 00:50:43,476 -Love, I was waiting for you! -Were you waiting for me? 518 00:50:43,687 --> 00:50:46,884 Michael! Son of a bitch! 519 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:51,080 I'm Professor Larussa! I'm stuck in the elevator! 520 00:50:51,287 --> 00:50:55,280 Vronica will have taken the pills exciting and I'm here! 521 00:50:56,607 --> 00:50:58,598 Veronica! 522 00:51:00,887 --> 00:51:03,276 Veronica! Can you hear me? 523 00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:07,884 Yes, I hear you! You are wonderful! 524 00:51:08,047 --> 00:51:11,562 I'm your husband! Can you hear me? 525 00:51:11,767 --> 00:51:17,876 -Still ! -Now I leave, I have to pee! 526 00:51:18,127 --> 00:51:22,325 19 minutes! I'm dying! Veronica! 527 00:51:22,527 --> 00:51:25,087 Yes ! 528 00:51:25,287 --> 00:51:30,680 Oh God, the Iuce is back! The professor is coming! 529 00:51:34,287 --> 00:51:36,482 This is a real man! 530 00:51:43,087 --> 00:51:48,081 You don't leave people for 28 minutes crash in the elevator! 531 00:51:48,287 --> 00:51:52,565 - Did my wife treat you well? How much... - Three. 532 00:51:52,767 --> 00:51:54,758 All right. 533 00:51:54,967 --> 00:51:58,482 -Go! What are you waiting for? -I'm going, professor. 534 00:51:58,687 --> 00:52:01,281 -Fuck you! - I can't now, I'm busy. 535 00:52:01,487 --> 00:52:03,398 How scary! 536 00:52:03,607 --> 00:52:08,886 Baby, you don't know what I've been through in that elevator! 537 00:52:09,087 --> 00:52:12,557 But now I'm horny like an African penguin! 538 00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:16,555 I'm very tired, I'm going to sleep. 539 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:19,725 What does it mean, love? 540 00:52:21,807 --> 00:52:26,597 Wretched! Luckily he only took 300 Iira as a tip. 541 00:52:33,087 --> 00:52:37,683 -HI ! What are you doing? -I'm on guard. -What? 542 00:52:37,887 --> 00:52:41,675 Everything! If you need, call me. 543 00:52:41,887 --> 00:52:45,880 Certain. Excuse me for a moment, he called me UgoIini. 544 00:52:46,087 --> 00:52:48,282 < Next! 545 00:52:51,487 --> 00:52:53,478 Leave me! 546 00:52:56,287 --> 00:53:00,678 Do you want to kill me? I thought we were friends. 547 00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:04,880 In many years of war I saw many nurses... 548 00:53:05,087 --> 00:53:09,365 ...and all ugly! She isn't a real nurse. - No? 549 00:53:09,567 --> 00:53:14,960 - No! She is an enemy agent. -How did you understand it? 550 00:53:15,167 --> 00:53:18,762 I'm smart and I'll have her shot! 551 00:53:18,967 --> 00:53:21,800 No, please! She is so good. 552 00:53:22,007 --> 00:53:26,000 No, you're ''good''! I want to offer you a barter. 553 00:53:26,207 --> 00:53:31,281 - I knew you gave me life an hour of love. - No! 554 00:53:31,487 --> 00:53:35,685 - This is impossible. - Nothing is impossible for me! 555 00:53:35,887 --> 00:53:41,086 - Cute! I bet it's water powered. - How did you guess? 556 00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:45,599 -Will you give me a present? -Of course, they'll bring me another one. 557 00:53:45,807 --> 00:53:48,799 Now let's think to more important things. 558 00:53:49,007 --> 00:53:54,479 - I want you! I want you! I can't resist anymore! - Leave me! 559 00:53:54,687 --> 00:53:56,166 No! 560 00:53:58,447 --> 00:54:00,483 General! 561 00:54:03,287 --> 00:54:07,485 -Traitor, I will have you shot! - And I'll have you arrested! 562 00:54:07,687 --> 00:54:11,077 I am Marshal Rommel! 563 00:54:11,287 --> 00:54:13,084 PERNACCHIA 564 00:54:18,287 --> 00:54:22,883 240! Holy shit, everything explodes here! 565 00:54:23,887 --> 00:54:27,084 I have the autonomic nervous system in pieces. 566 00:54:27,287 --> 00:54:30,882 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR One moment! After you. 567 00:54:31,087 --> 00:54:35,558 -Were you looking for me, professor? -Yes, Grace. Come in. 568 00:54:44,887 --> 00:54:50,883 - Well... - I guess you want to talk to me of what happened with Rome. 569 00:54:51,087 --> 00:54:54,477 Believe me, it wasn't my fault. 570 00:54:54,687 --> 00:54:58,885 Who cares about Ugolini? Let's think about us! 571 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:03,399 She's beautiful, she's normal that these things happen. 572 00:55:03,607 --> 00:55:08,681 - Can we address each other on first terms? - Yes. You are very understanding. 573 00:55:08,887 --> 00:55:12,277 - It's as good as... - Like bread? - Like a father. 574 00:55:12,487 --> 00:55:20,041 Thank you, Grace. I wanted to continue the conversation we were having... oh my God! 575 00:55:20,247 --> 00:55:23,796 It's my wife's car! 576 00:55:24,007 --> 00:55:30,003 - Sant'Oronzo di Barile, there is my wife in the shorts! - What ? 577 00:55:30,207 --> 00:55:34,280 - I had an idea, shall we take a bath? - Yes ! 578 00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:38,685 See you in half an hour to the ''Brigantino di Barletta''. 579 00:55:38,887 --> 00:55:43,483 - What will the others say? - Who's in charge here? 580 00:55:43,687 --> 00:55:49,284 - Sister FuIgenzia. -Precisely ! Don't let her see you. 581 00:55:49,487 --> 00:55:51,478 HI ! 582 00:55:59,447 --> 00:56:05,044 - Sister, the professor? - Maybe from there, we don't know. -What ? 583 00:56:05,247 --> 00:56:08,159 I am a closed nun. 584 00:56:09,887 --> 00:56:13,675 Once upon a time there was the door of the chapel. 585 00:56:16,687 --> 00:56:18,484 < Next! 586 00:56:19,687 --> 00:56:24,556 -Excuse me, you're working. -Come in. 587 00:56:24,767 --> 00:56:27,964 I'm looking for the professor, I am his wife. 588 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:30,681 Nice to meet you, ma'am! 589 00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:35,881 - Peppino de Tappis. Please ! - You are an artist. 590 00:56:36,087 --> 00:56:40,285 - How good! Are they all yours? - Yes, modestly. 591 00:56:40,487 --> 00:56:45,880 - What are you painting? - A woman, It's my favorite subject. 592 00:56:46,087 --> 00:56:49,079 But it still doesn't have a face. 593 00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:54,885 - Can I paint his face? - Are you kidding? 594 00:56:55,087 --> 00:57:01,083 - Maybe when I was younger... - What does he say? She is very beautiful. 595 00:57:01,287 --> 00:57:05,280 -Actually if he had 2 or 3 ounces less... - It's true! 596 00:57:05,487 --> 00:57:08,479 If she were thinner, I would save on colour. 597 00:57:08,687 --> 00:57:11,884 Please say yes! 598 00:57:12,087 --> 00:57:14,078 Let me think... 599 00:57:14,287 --> 00:57:17,882 - Did you say 2, 3 ounces? - Yes. I'll prepare the pan. 600 00:57:27,607 --> 00:57:29,802 Please, have a seat. 601 00:57:31,087 --> 00:57:32,725 Don't move. 602 00:57:32,967 --> 00:57:34,798 Here you are. Madam... 603 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:42,842 I don't know how to say... she's a little overdressed! 604 00:57:44,447 --> 00:57:46,278 Is this okay? 605 00:57:47,887 --> 00:57:50,526 Perfect ! Perfect ! 606 00:58:11,487 --> 00:58:15,685 CUCKOO! Hello, professor! Where can I change? 607 00:58:15,887 --> 00:58:17,957 - Over there. - Thank you. 608 00:58:18,887 --> 00:58:23,881 (sings) Mandolin! Don't run away from me anymore! 609 00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:43,760 - Surprise! - Take this! - I have to dig it here. 610 00:58:43,967 --> 00:58:49,280 -Who let you in? -Let's go dig a trench! 611 00:58:49,487 --> 00:58:52,479 Miss, why did he bring those two? 612 00:58:52,687 --> 00:58:56,680 < A little sunshine < it will be good for them too. 613 00:58:56,887 --> 00:58:59,003 But those are crazy! 614 00:58:59,207 --> 00:59:02,677 - It's mine! Woe to anyone who touches it! - The shovel is mine! 615 00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:07,483 Stop me! Damn crazy people to tie up! 616 00:59:07,687 --> 00:59:10,679 Stop joking! They're always joking! 617 00:59:10,887 --> 00:59:14,562 I let you out, but I demand order and discipline! 618 00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:17,839 PERNACCHIA Does it bother me? 619 00:59:24,887 --> 00:59:29,836 - Professor, what are you doing? -I was waving the mandolin... 620 00:59:34,687 --> 00:59:38,680 She is a psychotropic drug. With that mandolin he can... 621 00:59:38,887 --> 00:59:44,120 Have you never seen a Bersagliere? Miss ! 622 01:00:01,447 --> 01:00:04,644 If I had known, sari remained in the clinic. 623 01:00:04,847 --> 01:00:08,886 No, some air will do her good. 624 01:00:09,087 --> 01:00:12,477 Rowing! Rowing! One, two! One, two! 625 01:00:12,687 --> 01:00:16,282 Gideons, don't always break... go to the beach! 626 01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:20,440 - I brought it with m so as not to make them argue. - You row. 627 01:00:20,647 --> 01:00:23,639 No, I'm a landing force! I am... 628 01:00:23,847 --> 01:00:28,967 I know what you are! I'm going to the water, see you later. 629 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,158 HI ! 630 01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:38,363 - What do we do? - Don't you have to disembark? Row! 631 01:00:38,567 --> 01:00:43,561 I've changed my mind. I no longer disembark and I no longer row. 632 01:00:43,767 --> 01:00:47,282 - Let's make a beautiful baby. - A child? 633 01:00:47,487 --> 01:00:53,084 If we make it 30, I will have a platoon to command. 634 01:00:53,287 --> 01:00:56,279 -Do you know what I'm telling you? - No. -Hello! 635 01:01:14,287 --> 01:01:19,998 Peppino! We did 30, let's make it 31 too! 636 01:01:20,207 --> 01:01:22,118 But yes! 637 01:01:23,487 --> 01:01:26,206 - It's a good day, right? -Yes. 638 01:01:27,407 --> 01:01:30,399 - Professor, what are you doing? - The asshole! 639 01:01:30,607 --> 01:01:34,600 It's not a trap for assholes, but for turtles! 640 01:01:34,807 --> 01:01:38,880 Why did you come here? Where are the turtles? 641 01:01:39,087 --> 01:01:42,079 There's a nest over there, come and see. 642 01:01:42,287 --> 01:01:44,847 -You see ? He was playing. -Yes ! 643 01:01:45,047 --> 01:01:48,517 - Slowly, everything falls out! -See? 644 01:01:48,727 --> 01:01:50,957 This is a nest. Look. 645 01:01:53,287 --> 01:01:56,359 - Damn... help me! - I have nothing to do with it! 646 01:01:56,567 --> 01:01:58,558 I only had the pair! 647 01:01:58,767 --> 01:02:01,759 - The shovel is mine! - Is it yours? 648 01:02:06,487 --> 01:02:11,481 - What happens ? - Two against one! Are you crazy? 649 01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:16,078 - I'll kill him! - Give me the shovel, dear! 650 01:02:16,287 --> 01:02:19,279 - We're going. -Yes. 651 01:02:19,487 --> 01:02:23,480 One moment. The turtles they're belly up! 652 01:02:23,687 --> 01:02:26,884 Go and die killed! 653 01:02:40,287 --> 01:02:43,279 Professor, what are you doing here? 654 01:02:44,687 --> 01:02:50,603 Weren't we on first terms? I wanted to continue the interrupted speech. 655 01:02:50,807 --> 01:02:55,119 - Are you kidding? Come out now! - Yes, but don't get angry. 656 01:02:55,327 --> 01:02:59,320 I am a professor, a gentleman... fuck! 657 01:02:59,527 --> 01:03:03,486 Yesterday you were completely naked at my place, all pretty... 658 01:03:03,687 --> 01:03:08,886 I thought you wanted to do it a gathering... with me. 659 01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:12,682 E'vro, but I was looking for paintings... 660 01:03:12,887 --> 01:03:18,280 I was trying to do an experiment, something personal. 661 01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:23,686 And I would be a doting old man what does the guinea pig do? 662 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:28,677 - Li is not old, professor. - Silly yes! 663 01:03:28,887 --> 01:03:34,883 You are a man of great worth and his cynicism is wonderful. 664 01:03:35,087 --> 01:03:40,081 - He should call it Villa Paradiso. -VilIa Paradiso already exists. 665 01:03:40,287 --> 01:03:43,085 - She's very beautiful. - Really? - Yes. 666 01:03:43,247 --> 01:03:48,241 Peppino, the painter, lived there. He belongs to a noble family. 667 01:03:48,447 --> 01:03:53,282 - But! It's dawning on me... -It's dawning on me too. 668 01:03:53,487 --> 01:03:54,476 An idea! 669 01:03:54,687 --> 01:03:59,477 -Do you like this? -Yes, you are very good. 670 01:03:59,687 --> 01:04:05,683 I'm glad you came. Last time you stayed here for me! 671 01:04:05,887 --> 01:04:10,915 - You would be a perfect model! -Did you make these paintings? 672 01:04:11,127 --> 01:04:15,484 Yes, I also paint on wood, on the glass... 673 01:04:15,687 --> 01:04:19,077 I paint everything! Look. 674 01:04:19,287 --> 01:04:21,278 Yes, let me see. 675 01:04:24,887 --> 01:04:29,483 - Guess what I painted on these paintings. - I don't know... 676 01:04:29,687 --> 01:04:33,999 -On wood? - No! They were two old paintings I had at home. 677 01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:38,678 - Were they that bad? - There was a cardinal and a saint. 678 01:04:38,887 --> 01:04:44,359 - But I'm not interested in priests. Do you like them? -You want to buy them. 679 01:04:44,567 --> 01:04:47,286 Are you kidding? I'll give it to you! 680 01:04:47,487 --> 01:04:50,684 I'll put them here, so you can take them away afterwards. 681 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:55,483 Thanks, but I have to go now. I will come back later. 682 01:04:55,687 --> 01:05:00,681 - No, I have to take your portrait. Get on the Itto! - Are you crazy? 683 01:05:00,887 --> 01:05:05,597 - I'm crazy and you're stupid! - Leave me! 684 01:05:05,807 --> 01:05:09,925 -Help ! - I'm crazy and you're stupid! 685 01:05:10,767 --> 01:05:14,885 - What's happening? - Peppino had an attack! 686 01:05:16,407 --> 01:05:21,720 Miss, even with this cap! Bait. 687 01:05:22,887 --> 01:05:24,878 Go! 688 01:05:26,607 --> 01:05:30,486 You must not interfere, otherwise I... 689 01:05:32,287 --> 01:05:34,278 I'll do this to you. 690 01:05:36,287 --> 01:05:39,279 At 7.30 he took the pills... 691 01:05:39,487 --> 01:05:44,481 Good evening. I have to come up to you, but I can also go on foot. 692 01:05:44,687 --> 01:05:49,681 -I'll go on foot, I prefer walking. -All right. 693 01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:55,596 Professor ! 694 01:05:55,807 --> 01:05:59,686 - God, thank you! - What happens ? 695 01:05:59,887 --> 01:06:03,880 - It's Heaven that sent it! - It's late, I have to go. 696 01:06:04,087 --> 01:06:08,877 - My wife is sick. - Call a doctor. 697 01:06:09,087 --> 01:06:13,080 I was going out looking for Him d she arrived! 698 01:06:13,287 --> 01:06:17,485 - Please come and visit! - I cannot ! 699 01:06:17,687 --> 01:06:21,680 -My wife... - Is she dead? - No, but he risks dying! 700 01:06:21,887 --> 01:06:27,917 -My deadline expires! - He can die! Come and see it! 701 01:06:33,007 --> 01:06:35,202 Darling, it's you! 702 01:06:38,287 --> 01:06:42,678 -Love ! - No, the professor is coming! 703 01:06:47,887 --> 01:06:52,085 - What are you doing? Someone might come! - No! 704 01:06:52,287 --> 01:06:55,882 Madonna! I have poor health! 705 01:07:06,887 --> 01:07:09,082 - Playboys! - Playman! 706 01:07:09,247 --> 01:07:12,683 Here, I give you the drops and the suppositions. 707 01:07:12,887 --> 01:07:16,675 - How much do I owe you? - Nothing. - It's not possible! 708 01:07:16,887 --> 01:07:20,482 - I don't want anything. - How do you take the drops? 709 01:07:20,687 --> 01:07:24,885 - NO nose! - The pills? - By mouth. 710 01:07:25,087 --> 01:07:29,922 - Professor, the suppositories? - Put them in the ass! 711 01:07:31,487 --> 01:07:34,843 He's not a doctor, he's a saint! 712 01:07:37,607 --> 01:07:41,600 Veronica! Where are you ? Don't be prudish! 713 01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:44,879 You don't know what we'll do! Where are you ? 714 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,281 Vronica! Michael! 715 01:07:48,487 --> 01:07:52,480 Michael! Has my wife come down? 716 01:07:52,687 --> 01:07:56,282 Love ! Where were you? What happened to you? 717 01:07:56,487 --> 01:08:00,480 - I'm tired, so tired. - Have you taken the drug? - Yes. 718 01:08:00,687 --> 01:08:04,157 - How many times? - Three. - Three times it hurts! 719 01:08:07,287 --> 01:08:13,123 The winemaker came. He doesn't have sexual problems, he's neutered! 720 01:08:13,327 --> 01:08:18,082 -Come on, quickly! - I wouldn't want to that the horse would get tired. 721 01:08:18,287 --> 01:08:25,682 Him? Remember, I trust you, that after the passage of the Bersina... 722 01:08:25,887 --> 01:08:31,678 ..this steed walked for 50 kilometers! - Him, not me! 723 01:08:31,887 --> 01:08:36,881 50 kilometers with me on your back, in the snowstorm! 724 01:08:37,087 --> 01:08:41,080 Let me counter Ilar, The enemy could be close! 725 01:08:41,287 --> 01:08:44,962 - Let's go up the slope! - What ? - The china! 726 01:08:57,887 --> 01:08:59,878 Here you go! 727 01:09:00,087 --> 01:09:05,480 The Austrians attack from the flank! Forward the Imperial Guard! 728 01:09:05,687 --> 01:09:08,326 Fuck... how many are there! 729 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:14,397 Hurry up, Napoleon! Stopped ! 730 01:09:19,287 --> 01:09:20,879 Stopped ! 731 01:09:26,247 --> 01:09:28,363 Napoleon! Stop! 732 01:09:33,207 --> 01:09:37,485 What could I do? He ran away with the horse! 733 01:09:37,687 --> 01:09:41,077 - I'm not a runner! -You're an asshole! 734 01:09:41,287 --> 01:09:43,881 You had to stop him! 735 01:09:44,087 --> 01:09:47,079 He fell asleep, I gave him a sedative. 736 01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:53,283 I also treated the shepherd, though luckily it wasn't a German shepherd! 737 01:09:53,487 --> 01:09:56,684 With the troubles we have are you being funny? 738 01:09:56,887 --> 01:10:00,880 - Can't you be joking? - Here we all end up in jail! 739 01:10:01,087 --> 01:10:04,079 Pr Moretti let's try a chemical shock? 740 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:09,281 I don't like this term! It is used in psychiatric clinics. 741 01:10:09,487 --> 01:10:15,676 There are no crazy people here, just people who walks pays well. 742 01:10:15,887 --> 01:10:22,076 If it happens again, call The hospital and get him admitted. 743 01:10:22,287 --> 01:10:25,882 -That's fine. -If SantarelIi gets in the way... 744 01:10:26,087 --> 01:10:31,081 ..tell me that Professor Larussa think of everything, okay? - Clear. 745 01:10:31,287 --> 01:10:37,283 - You don't have to say ''clear'', you have to say that I'll take care of it. - Clear. 746 01:10:37,487 --> 01:10:41,878 We don't understand each other, I think one of us is crazy. 747 01:10:42,087 --> 01:10:44,157 I do not ! 748 01:10:47,687 --> 01:10:51,680 -Ladies and gentlemen, Ginger Rogers... - And Frd Astaire... 749 01:10:51,887 --> 01:10:54,606 In ''Dance for two''! 750 01:11:14,487 --> 01:11:16,000 Even the head doctor! 751 01:11:19,887 --> 01:11:21,878 Excuse me ! 752 01:11:22,767 --> 01:11:26,601 Your Eminence, where did it come from? I tried it... 753 01:11:26,807 --> 01:11:31,722 ..with Ginger Rogers the ballet... that one is crazy! 754 01:11:31,927 --> 01:11:36,000 Should we give you 420 million? Never! 755 01:11:36,207 --> 01:11:38,801 He won't give them to me anymore! 756 01:11:40,287 --> 01:11:44,405 Damn me! For 6 million I lost 420! 757 01:12:02,887 --> 01:12:06,163 - Good evening ! - Good evening. Thank you. 758 01:12:14,287 --> 01:12:16,278 What traffic! 759 01:12:17,847 --> 01:12:22,079 - Who came out? - The nurse new. - Where did she go? 760 01:12:22,287 --> 01:12:26,280 I don't know, I'm not crazy! I am the guardian. 761 01:12:29,687 --> 01:12:33,077 It's like being in a mental hospital! 762 01:12:36,487 --> 01:12:38,876 -HI. -HI. 763 01:12:39,087 --> 01:12:42,079 - Yes ventriIoquo? - Are you an asshole? 764 01:12:42,207 --> 01:12:47,486 - Professor ! Where is he taking him? -What are you carrying there? 765 01:12:47,687 --> 01:12:50,884 - Answer first II. - Who's in charge here? 766 01:12:51,087 --> 01:12:54,762 -Sister FuIgentia! That's why I hid it. - Who? 767 01:12:54,967 --> 01:12:57,925 - My model. - What a beautiful face! 768 01:12:58,127 --> 01:13:01,756 It's beautiful, smooth! HI. 769 01:13:03,287 --> 01:13:06,757 Sorry, I got the wrong face! 770 01:13:07,767 --> 01:13:12,761 - HI ! - She's cute! Can I give it a brush too? 771 01:13:14,887 --> 01:13:18,675 - So where is it taking me? - Sorry, miss. 772 01:13:18,887 --> 01:13:22,675 I'll lock him in the closet and I get into his bed... 773 01:13:22,887 --> 01:13:25,765 ..so when the nurse comes by... 774 01:13:25,967 --> 01:13:28,959 PETI RlTMATl Goodnight, Sister Fulgenzia. 775 01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:34,878 -Are you still on guard? - I swapped shifts with Grazia. 776 01:13:35,087 --> 01:13:39,285 - Doctor SantarelIi? -He is studying for the Sami. 777 01:13:39,487 --> 01:13:43,480 -Let's hope nothing happens! -Don't worry. 778 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:47,680 I put the sleeping pill in mineral water for everyone... 779 01:13:47,887 --> 01:13:51,402 ..so they sleep and I sleep too! - Well done! 780 01:13:51,607 --> 01:13:54,679 Damn NapoIeone! 781 01:13:54,887 --> 01:13:58,641 Madonna, I'm so horny! 782 01:14:00,287 --> 01:14:03,279 It's hot! I freshen up a bit. 783 01:14:09,687 --> 01:14:13,680 Now he comes and says: ''How are you doing, Napoleon?'' How are you doing? 784 01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:15,878 UNCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS 785 01:15:17,407 --> 01:15:22,686 I succeeded! Sorry, dear, it's urgent. 786 01:15:22,887 --> 01:15:26,516 -Did you find mum's paintings? - Yes ! 787 01:15:26,727 --> 01:15:31,676 - I followed the right lead here you go. - Good ! 788 01:15:31,887 --> 01:15:37,325 - Mum's paintings! - Now we can go to Broadway! 789 01:15:37,527 --> 01:15:45,764 -Of course, I promised you! -I'm glad you're happy. 790 01:15:45,967 --> 01:15:48,800 - Is your mother 200 years old? - What does it have to do with it? 791 01:15:49,007 --> 01:15:52,761 She will want to thank you in person. 792 01:15:52,967 --> 01:15:56,846 These paintings belong to Peppino de Tappis... 793 01:15:57,047 --> 01:16:01,279 ..a patient at the clinic. He's had them for over one hundred years. 794 01:16:01,487 --> 01:16:07,403 You are a thief, a swindler and a son of a whore! 795 01:16:07,607 --> 01:16:10,679 Fuck! Now I'll show you! 796 01:16:10,887 --> 01:16:14,004 Are you threatening the young lady? MascaIzone! 797 01:16:14,207 --> 01:16:18,883 - What do you want? - I'll slap you! 798 01:16:19,087 --> 01:16:21,681 Did you understand ? MascaIzon! 799 01:16:35,607 --> 01:16:41,603 - Let's escape! The paintings are real! - What do I do? A little water! 800 01:16:48,767 --> 01:16:52,077 - Hate ! - Don't worry, it's water-powered! 801 01:16:52,287 --> 01:16:56,121 -How are you ? - Good. -Now what are we waiting for? 802 01:16:56,327 --> 01:17:00,878 - Let's chase them! Those paintings they are worth millions! -What ? 803 01:17:01,087 --> 01:17:03,681 Let's go ! 804 01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:25,085 What ass! What a mandolin! Let me play! 805 01:17:34,847 --> 01:17:39,284 I'm a prisoner! Murderers! Wretches! 806 01:17:39,487 --> 01:17:42,081 Open the door! 807 01:17:42,287 --> 01:17:45,279 It was the English! Always me! 808 01:17:45,487 --> 01:17:47,762 Treacherous and liars! 809 01:17:50,887 --> 01:17:55,403 I am the emperor! Help ! 810 01:17:55,607 --> 01:18:00,158 < Help! Free me! - Gustavo! I enjoyed it! 811 01:18:00,367 --> 01:18:06,363 Gustavo, help! Who's shouting? I got scared! 812 01:18:06,567 --> 01:18:10,276 It's Napoleon! The sleeping pill had no effect. 813 01:18:10,487 --> 01:18:14,685 < I'm Napoleon, I'm a prisoner! 814 01:18:14,887 --> 01:18:16,923 Aren't you going to him? 815 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:20,563 No, the professor said to call the hospital. 816 01:18:21,887 --> 01:18:25,960 -Murderers! I'll kill you all! - Hey ! 817 01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:30,922 -Do you want to shut up? You're shouting for two hours! -Who are you ? 818 01:18:31,127 --> 01:18:34,119 So small! Have you come to kill me? 819 01:18:34,327 --> 01:18:38,366 - Tell me ! My empire will it end in blood? - No! 820 01:18:38,567 --> 01:18:41,604 -If it continues like this, it will end in shit! - Shit! 821 01:18:41,767 --> 01:18:46,283 - Asshole! -Now you're Cambronne! - Yes. 822 01:18:46,487 --> 01:18:49,957 Cambronne, my faithful general! 823 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:54,797 Cambronne, you have come to free me! 824 01:18:55,007 --> 01:18:57,316 The mosquito! 825 01:19:02,887 --> 01:19:06,277 - Where ? - Second floor, room 23. Shall I accompany you? 826 01:19:06,487 --> 01:19:09,877 No, if he sees someone he knows, it's worse. 827 01:19:10,087 --> 01:19:13,284 What trouble I've been through! PETI 828 01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:16,877 What trouble I've been through! 829 01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:20,119 Grace, give me grace! 830 01:19:20,327 --> 01:19:25,481 Come closer! (sings) What a send! 831 01:19:28,927 --> 01:19:32,283 Blessed Madonna, my head feels heavy! 832 01:19:32,447 --> 01:19:36,440 -Vronica, will you change my coat? - Yes love ! 833 01:19:38,567 --> 01:19:42,560 - Hi, I'm Professor Larussa. - I am Giovanni AgnelII. 834 01:19:42,767 --> 01:19:45,884 Your sister? Do you still dress in sailor suits? 835 01:19:46,087 --> 01:19:49,284 You put me The straightjacket? 836 01:19:49,487 --> 01:19:53,924 I am Professor Larussa! Don't look at me like a crazy person! 837 01:19:57,567 --> 01:20:00,684 - Here they are! - Where ? - Over there! 838 01:20:00,887 --> 01:20:04,402 I told her who were going to the airport. 839 01:20:10,887 --> 01:20:14,880 That of disguising the paintings it was a brilliant idea. 840 01:20:15,087 --> 01:20:21,196 - What will we do with the customs officers? - We'll get through this somehow. 841 01:20:34,487 --> 01:20:39,607 If you move, you're dead! Doctor, get the gun. 842 01:20:47,287 --> 01:20:49,881 Now check the lady. 843 01:20:54,287 --> 01:20:56,676 Permit ? 844 01:20:56,887 --> 01:21:00,084 Excuse me, where do you keep it? 845 01:21:00,287 --> 01:21:02,278 There. Excuse me ! 846 01:21:12,687 --> 01:21:15,963 Pro! Everything is fine ! 847 01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:22,163 - Be careful, you're not practical of weapons. - Not even you, idiot! 848 01:21:33,087 --> 01:21:37,877 Grace! What is he doing? Soon it's time for visits. 849 01:21:38,087 --> 01:21:44,083 Now that the incident is closed, I have nothing more to do here. 850 01:21:44,287 --> 01:21:49,680 -Do you want to leave? Will he go back to dancing? - I think so. 851 01:21:49,887 --> 01:21:55,883 What else could I do? I like traveling, singing, dancing. 852 01:21:56,087 --> 01:22:02,083 - We are happy to have you here. -Are you a nurse? - Yes. 853 01:22:02,287 --> 01:22:08,317 - Nobody will send her away. - It's strange that you say that. 854 01:22:08,527 --> 01:22:13,681 I understand, I was harsh on you. But I... 855 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:19,086 I'm angry with myself for deceiving you. 856 01:22:19,287 --> 01:22:23,599 I don't care about the past! I love her. 857 01:22:23,807 --> 01:22:26,799 - I'm in love! -You too? 858 01:22:27,007 --> 01:22:33,276 - Don't confuse me with the others. - I can't, you're the only cute one! 859 01:22:33,487 --> 01:22:38,481 Don't joke. The others they just want you... 860 01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:43,807 ...and that makes me jealous. - Are you really in love? - Yes. 861 01:22:44,007 --> 01:22:47,317 -Now do you want me? - Certain ! 862 01:22:48,807 --> 01:22:51,799 - No! Not here. - And where? 863 01:22:52,007 --> 01:22:53,998 - Not here! - Where ? 864 01:22:58,687 --> 01:23:02,760 -Grace, where are you? -Here! But the nun can come! 865 01:23:02,967 --> 01:23:09,281 What do we care about Sister Fulgenzia! We took too long! 866 01:23:09,487 --> 01:23:13,082 I love you! My beautiful nurse! 867 01:23:18,687 --> 01:23:23,283 - Will you give it to me? - What are you doing? - I'll decorate a fountain with it. 868 01:23:23,487 --> 01:23:28,925 - It's not made of marble! It's black from the front. - I'll paint it white. 869 01:23:29,127 --> 01:23:33,484 - What did you give me? - The goriIla I caught! 870 01:23:33,687 --> 01:23:36,565 Help me! 871 01:23:36,767 --> 01:23:42,876 She is the young lady you will have to repeat everything in front of the judge. 872 01:23:43,087 --> 01:23:47,080 - All right, take a seat. - Those two are settled. 873 01:23:47,287 --> 01:23:53,283 - I heard about your head doctor. - After the attack of acute psychosis... 874 01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:57,480 ..the three eIttroshocks have it completely ruined. - What's wrong? 875 01:23:57,687 --> 01:24:01,475 The anguish escaped taking refuge in childhood. 876 01:24:01,687 --> 01:24:06,681 That little fedayeen Is he your stepson? 877 01:24:06,887 --> 01:24:09,879 No, it's Eugene, Giuseppina's son. 878 01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:15,286 This invc is the son of Maria Luisa, the King of Rome! 879 01:24:15,487 --> 01:24:18,684 - Give me the balloon! - No! 880 01:24:23,687 --> 01:24:27,282 Scmo! Cha cha cha! Scmo! Cha cha cha!